Born in India on May 23rd 1960 at exactly 5:23am, of the exiled Franco Russian Count Montclair and British ballet dancer turned Rastafarian backing vocalist Juliette “Breezy” Livingstone, descendant of the discoverer Livingstone. The month old Mercury was the sole survivor of a light plane crash which took the lives of both of his parents, Mercury’s body was never recovered and he was assumed eaten by wild animals. The truth however was subtly different. Raised by the Wolves and Apes in the jungle for the next 5 years (the Apes did weekends), he became known as the now infamous Indian Wolf Boy by locals who had seen him running with the pack. He was eventually befriended by Swami Svengharidita a one time Shaolin Monk, master of the martial arts and teacher of great wisdom through the use of extreme meditation and hallucinogens.
For the next five years, Mercury learned inner peace and outer war in the mountains of Bhutan where at the age of 10 he became wise… learned in the use of mystical herbs and very dangerous with a big stick. By more than coincidence a Professor of Anthropology Dr. Biff Farquangle on extended leave from Cambridge University in England happened to be traveling in the Bhutan mountains searching for the young Mercury or “Phrabhupta” as he was then called. He was interested in the development of the young Mercury and also believed he could prove the boys origins and heredity.
Richardson convinced Svengharidita to let him take the young Mercury back to Cambridge for a formal western education and to learn his western roots. So it was in the summer of 1970 Mercury came to Cambridge at the height of the Psychedelic music scene and learned the arts and sciences in western mystical surroundings. Initially favoring computer science and analytical mathematics in parallel with the Art literature history and contemporary music study, Mercury then went on to become more than proficient in the intricacies of international commerce and economics.
By the age of 20 Mercury would spend his next 3 years accruing his fortune traveling between the major capitol cities of the world first as a diamond courier and then as a technology broker.
Being of infinite interest to the government for his multiple talents, Mercury was coerced through dishonest means to work for the British Government as an undercover agent for MI6 in international espionage. Eventually ending up as part of an “agent trade” to cover up some international governmental embarrassment with the US, Mercury was allowed to renew his interest in computing by working for the CIA in Silicon Valley as their Chief of Technological Investigations.
Finally, after being moved to the FBI for a couple of years as a consultant to their technology field group, in 1995 Mercury secured his separation from government and was secretly allowed to live an independent life in a lesser known neighborhood of San Francisco. Today he uses his experience and insight to expose societies and specifically the technology industries inner flaws, hypocrisies and dastardly dealings to further the knowledge and progress of mankind. The secret of life, he claims, is knowing how to focus your Chi.
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